Sunday, December 14, 2025

out of the mouth of babes

 

Last weekend, I went to the Tucson tamale fest with our son Brian and our two grandchildren. As I got in the car, 5-year-old Saoirse asked, “papa, how come you are not dead if you are 78 years old?”


Her question reminded me of a time when Art Linkletter’s show (Kids Say the Darndest Things) was one of the most popular shows on television.

The show originally aired in 1959, and managed to stay on the air (with a variety of hosts) until 2021.

Our perspective on what “old” means changes as we get older.

When I was in my 20’s, anyone who was over 70 would be considered to be ancient.

The average life span for men in America today is 75.8, and the average lifespan for women is 81.1.

Life style, naturally, is one factor in longevity, but so is ethnicity. Asian-Americans life the longest, and Black Americans and Native Americans have the shortest life spans.

https://www.google.com/search?q=average+lifespan+in+america&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS1058US1058&oq=&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCQgAECMYJxjqAjIJCAAQIxgnGOoCMgkIARAjGCcY6gIyCQgCECMYJxjqAjIJCAMQIxgnGOoCMgkIBBAjGCcY6gIyCQgFECMYJxjqAjIJCAYQIxgnGOoCMgkIBxAjGCcY6gIyFwgIEAAYQhhDGLQCGOoCGIAEGIoFGOcGMhcICRAAGEIYQxi0AhjqAhiABBiKBRjnBjIXCAoQABhCGEMYtAIY6gIYgAQYigUY5wYyFwgLEAAYQhhDGLQCGOoCGIAEGIoFGOcG0gEJMTI4MmowajE1qAIMsAIB8QXJZi7Au81_Qw&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Heredity also has an effect, which is good news for me, since I have 3 relatives on both sides who lived to be 95. My uncle Harold still would have an occasional beer even after he turned 90.

Keeping active also makes a difference.

Many of the singers we grew up with are still working well beyond 70.

Grahams Nash is still performing at the age of 83, and Mick Jagger (82) was still acting 5 years ago.

https://www.google.com/search?q=average+lifespan+in+america&rlz=1C1ONGR_enUS1058US1058&oq=&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCQgAECMYJxjqAjIJCAAQIxgnGOoCMgkIARAjGCcY6gIyCQgCECMYJxjqAjIJCAMQIxgnGOoCMgkIBBAjGCcY6gIyCQgFECMYJxjqAjIJCAYQIxgnGOoCMgkIBxAjGCcY6gIyFwgIEAAYQhhDGLQCGOoCGIAEGIoFGOcGMhcICRAAGEIYQxi0AhjqAhiABBiKBRjnBjIXCAoQABhCGEMYtAIY6gIYgAQYigUY5wYyFwgLEAAYQhhDGLQCGOoCGIAEGIoFGOcG0gEJMTI4MmowajE1qAIMsAIB8QXJZi7Au81_Qw&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

The point main character it this story, though, is Dick Van Dyke, who turned 100 years old today, December 13.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Van_Dyke



His career spanned from 1947 to 2024, an impressive 77 years.

The link above includes a complete list of his accomplishments, but here is a quick summary:

Richard Wayne Van Dyke (born December 13, 1925) is an American actor and comedian. His work spans screen and stage, and his awards include six Emmy Awards, a Grammy Award, and a Tony Award. He was inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1993, and then the Television Hall of Fame in 1995. He was recognized as a Disney Legend in 1998. He has been honored with the Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award in 2013, and the Kennedy Center Honors in 2020.

Van Dyke began his career as an entertainer on radio, television and in nightclubs. He made his Broadway debut in the musical revue The Girls Against the Boys (1959). The following year he starred as Albert F. Peterson in the original production of Bye Bye Birdie (1960), a role which earned him the Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Musical. He returned to Broadway playing Harold Hill in a revival of The Music Man (1980).

On television, Van Dyke became a household name in the United States and Canada portraying Rob Petrie in the CBS sitcom The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961–1966), which also earned him three Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. He guest-starred on shows such as Columbo (1974) and The Carol Burnett Show (1977), and starred in The New Dick Van Dyke Show (1971–1974), Diagnosis: Murder (1993–2001), and Murder 101 (2006–2008).

Van Dyke is also known for his role as Bert, the cockney chimney sweep in the Disney movie musical Mary Poppins (1964), for which he was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy. He starred in the movie musicals Bye Bye Birdie (1963) and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968), as well as the comedy-drama The Comic (1969). In his later years, Van Dyke has taken supporting roles in films such as Dick Tracy (1990), Curious George (2006), Night at the Museum (2006), its 2014 sequel, and Mary Poppins Returns (2018).

Most of the people that we consider our friends are well into their 70’s. and we are all experiencing the ravages of time. Sharon spent Thanksgiving this year in a hospital in Mesa due to her continuing issued with gastric issues, and a few relative that we know passed away this year.

If I live to be 100 years old, Saoirse will be 27 years old, and she may no longer think I am old as long as I can still walk upright and talk coherently.

In 2 years, I will be 80. If I live that long, there is a 30 % change that I will make if to 90, Given my family genetic history, I am pretty sure that I will make it that age, and possibly longer.

That's something to look forward to.